February 2, 2008

My Super Bowl Prediction

I realize I've been remiss in not giving you my Super Bowl prediction, so I've created a computer model taking into account Tom Brady's ankle, Eli Manning's performance under various weather conditions, and Randy Moss's fluctuating ego.

I predict an upset! The New York Giants will beat the Boston Patriots 14-1.

I hope you are satisfied.

My published articles are archived at iSteve.com -- Steve Sailer

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

How does a team score one point in football? I am missing something?

Steve Sailer said...

Hey, that's not fair! Nobody is supposed to check up on journalists' predictions, much less do arithmetical reality checks on them.

Anonymous said...

I'm confident that someone will come from left field and slam-dunk the puck into the end zone.

Anonymous said...

Now you're talking! No more of that depressing accurate stuff. Keep up the good work like this and you may get those offers for the remuneration you deserve.

Anonymous said...

If they were playing Canadian football like former Patriot QB Doug Flutie excelled at for several years, a single point would be entirely possible.

Anonymous said...

Good job Steve.